I remember / je me souviens
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For those limbic bursts of nostalgia, invented by Proust, miniaturized by Nicholson Baker, and freeze-dried by Joe Brainard in his I remember and by Georges Perec in his Je me souviens.
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But there are no fractions, the world is an integer
Like us, and like us it can neither stand wholly apart nor disappear.
When one is young it seems like a very strange and safe place,
But now that I have changed it feels merely odd, cold
And full of interest.
--John Ashbery, "A Wave"
Sometimes I sense that to put real confidence in my memory I have to get to the end of all rememberings. That seems to say that I forego remembering. And now that strikes me as an accurate description of what it is to have confidence in one's memory.
--Stanley Cavell, The Claim of Reason
Saturday, December 29, 2018
I remember cards my parents used to receive (and send too, I think) whose sentiment was "Season's Greetings." They had green wreaths on them -- at least that's how I remember all of them. I remember being slightly puzzled and maybe a little disturbed by not quite knowing what the cards meant. Season for me meant one of the four seasons, and this clearly wasn't a reference to any of them, even winter. And I didn't know how the season was greeting us, so I didn't know what greeting meant in that context either. The exchange of these cards seemed part of some adult etiquette, some interaction that belonged to a world I wasn't part of, like my parents' business correspondence, or the bills that came, or the taxes they did. The language was close enough to language I knew to recognize the words, but their meaning was opaque to me. Since these cards were clearly supposed to make you happy, or wish you well, their opacity was a little bothersome, even unpleasant.
Sunday, December 23, 2018
I remember that I was always subliminally confused about Frank Borman (the astronaut) and Martin Bormann (the Nazi). My parents talked a lot more about the latter -- I think there was a rumor he'd actually escaped to Argentina, and it seemed a vague pity to me that he should have been part of the Apollo project. This was of coursed influenced by the true pity that Wernher von Braun was so central to the American space program. (I used to confuse Argentina with Arizona; hence my not getting the joke about Goldwater being "still alive and living in Argentina.")
Friday, November 30, 2018
I remember that you were supposed to tie your laces so you wouldn't trip, but I just couldn't picture how you could trip even if your laces were untied.
Thursday, November 22, 2018
I remember that contrary to popular usage the "lion's share" means all of something, since the lion got all of it. I think I learned this in a textbook for my English class.
Saturday, October 20, 2018
I remember "Brush your breath, brush your breath, brush your breath with Dentyne!" And that "four out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum."
Friday, August 31, 2018
I remember the Village Voice. Nat Hentoff. Vladimir Estragon. Jack Newfield. Alexander Coburn. Andrew Sarris. jill johnston. J. Hoberman. RIP
Monday, July 30, 2018
I remember the public library commercial, with kids singing "There are books and things that the lend for free--/It's the latest, it's the greatest, it's the libary," and then a chuckling baritone authority correcting that to "library."
Monday, May 28, 2018
I remember first remembering phone numbers by the way the sounds of the numerals felt together. I'd subvocalize them as iambs to memorize, with exaggerated stress. I think that was part of the fun of numbers with sevens and zeroes.
Telugu number sequences required a completely different prosody that I never devised, sadly, because I never needed to memorize them. (Much much later, hearing someone say their phone number in Italian reminded me of what this internal prosody could have been.)
I remember I had to relearn our car's license plate number shortly after I learned it, when the state prefix changed from CA to KA and all the plate numbers were reassigned. I could read enough by then to know that the state's name started with a K, and it was logical, but the change was still mildly disconcerting. And then a few years later, I'd look back at the CA license plate days as a time from a different era, as so many other things changed at the same time in my life and outside.
(And now I see the switch was in 1990, and so it was.)
Monday, April 23, 2018
I remember his name is not Jasper. Someone says, "Screw you, Jack," to him, and he replies, "Screw you, Jasper."
Monday, April 02, 2018
I remember how much I liked Jasper (?)'s lines in Cat's Cradle (?): "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Go take a flying fuck at the moon." (Also that a professional indexer could tell things such as that a person was "a homosexual" if he made the mistake of doing the index himself. That kind of disturbed me, though, and made me wonder about people who did do their own indexes. I read Cat's Cradle -- if it was Cat's Cradle -- in seventh grade, where I sat to the back on the left side of the classroom. I remember when I read certain books by where I was sitting when I read them.) I remember that at first "Go take a flying fuck at the moon" made more sense, but then I came to really like the vividness and aptness of "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut."
Monday, March 05, 2018
I remember my father telling me how Roger Bannister broke the four-minute mile: the physiological knowledge he had as a med student, how it allowed him to figure out how to pace himself, the help that he got from his friends who paced him. My father knew nothing about running (I was a wannabe runner at the time, because of my infatuation with Jim Ryun), but he knew all about Roger Bannister.
Sunday, March 04, 2018
I remember the New York Times chess column, written by I. A. Horowitz, which appeared three times a week, I think. I usually couldn't understand his explanation of moves a player couldn't make because they would lead to a position that wasn't obviously bad enough for me to see was losing. But I liked the diagram that came with each column, usually of the position near the end of the game -- it would be captioned as the position after the move made in the caption. When the Times switched from English to algebraic notation I found the games much harder to follow (I hate algebraic notation) and gradually stopped reading the columns. I think this was after Horowitz retired.
Friday, March 02, 2018
I remember how disturbed I was when I first saw a 9-volt battery, which I had to put into my new transistor radio. I hated its asymmetry. And that asymmetry was increased, rather than mitigated, by the fact that you had to snap it into terminals which were the opposite of the terminals on the battery itself. I think this was the worst version of the asymmetries I hated in training wheels and in bikes in general -- the chain on one side of the frame, not both sides. Trikes were so much more elegant, as were D batteries. Even dry cells were okay. The asymmetries I hated were left-right, not front-back. Hence my dislike of the new windshield wipers, which paralleled each other instead of describing mirroring arcs across each half of the front window.
Friday, February 23, 2018
[Alma remembers what they told her:]
This entry does not, strictly speaking, belong in Je me souviens because I have no personal recollection of the event, which was related to me by my mother. It would more properly belong to a series entitled On m'a dit, but there is no such series. I'm settling on je me souviens qu'on m'a dit. Apparently, when I was a toddler in my native Sarajevo - then Yugoslavia, now Bosnia and Herzegovina - I sometimes made the request "umi me" a baby-talk version of the Serbo-Croatian "uzmi me," meaning "pick me up." On one occasion my parents and I were walking along the main street of the city (then called King Aleksandar's Street, later Tito's Street and now...who knows?), and we were passing by the National Bank building. The building's entrance was flanked by two giant male caryatids. Tired of walking, I planted myself in front of one of them and commanded: "Umi me."
Friday, February 09, 2018
[Paul Lakin remembers:]
I remember my first grade teacher saying "actions speak louder than words" to scold us for being too loud, with the idea that if we wanted to speak *really* loudly we'd do something other than yelling. She also said it to scold us for hitting, with, I guess now, the idea that hitting was speaking too loudly.
These two opposite, wrong uses of the proverb were confusing as fuck, and probably would be to any six year old who will from time to time very much want both to hit and to speak loudly. They also delayed several years my understanding what it really does mean.
Saturday, February 03, 2018
I remember that envelopes for greeting cards are on the rack behind the cards. I learned this at the local you and stationery store. I liked that fact -- that the envelopes were there and that they fit, and also were the right colors, according to the card-publishers, for the cards.
Monday, January 22, 2018
I remember a science kit we had, or maybe just a booklet of experiments you could do at home, that demonstrated surface tension by having you roll a needle off a fork on to the surface of a cup of water. The needle would float, or seem to! I knew that it should sink like a stone, but there it was, on the surface. Somehow the danger of a floating needle got transferred to the surface tension of the water itself, as though it could prick you with some strange surface needle at any moment.
Friday, January 19, 2018
I remember when we read a little Chaucer in English class in eleventh grade. Mr. McCormick noted that the Wife of Bath was gat-toothed, and explained that that meant "gap-toothed," that she had a gap between her two front teeth. I remember that Mr. McCormick's daughter Hannah had a gap between her two front teeth, and that we all thought this was appropriate and that he must have liked the connection with Chaucer.
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